Saturday, October 27, 2007


You know what I don't have nearly enough of? Severed fingers. Unfortunately, I use all 10 of mine for my living (curses! I was taught to type correctly and can't pigeon-pick my way through life!), so it'll have to be someone else's laying around. Thankfully, Lady Linoleum over at Monster Crochet has thought of this, and gives me a viable option:

They're all purple and rotting! It's neat! What's even cooler is that the pattern for these babies is totally free, so you can click here to bookmark it and/or print it and start leaving these in inconspicuous places. For example, an ashtray at a friend's house or bar -- wait, they don't smoke in our bars anymore. But an ashtray somewhere. Or, if you were riding in someone's car, just casually leave one or two in a cup holder. I highly recommend leaving some strewn in a baby's crib for laughs, though you might want to do it when baby isn't in it because I don't want you blaming me if baby eats it or something. The possibilities are endless, so always keep a steady supply on hand (har har). You never know when you'll need an extra, rotting finger.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!

Yay! The second half of the genius is finally here!

Anyhoo, this is just and introduction. I am a stay-at-home mom. That means I have time to work on stuff, right? WRONG! I have a very active 10 month old (he can walk and climb). I have a very long list of projects including several pairs of slippers, two beanies, a scarf, a blanket and many more. I'll try and post pictures (PhotoBucket is being retarded right now) and put a complete list in the sidebar.

I haven't actually updated my profile, so check back later to get and the knitty gritty details.